is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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