you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
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he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
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My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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