We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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