AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Small penises have feelings too.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
