hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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