bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
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he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
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The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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