What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
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Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
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It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
did you just send me my own nude
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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