Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
it's not cheating when I paid for it
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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