He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
i believe in u and ur pee
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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