Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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