Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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