I got chris browned last night
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I deserve this hangover.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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