Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
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underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
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I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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