your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
This gyro tastes like lonliness
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Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
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Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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