Midget sex pt 2 tonight
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I am mentally ready for anal.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Randomize
