I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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