JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
It took me years of patience and pilates and yoga and flirting to land that penis. So yeah, I’m going to ride it into the sunset and live orgasmically ever after
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