wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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