How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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