Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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