He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
God I need to hump something, right now.
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