If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I don't think brook has ever known best
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
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I need you to use more vowels.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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