he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
someone owes me an orgasm
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
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