Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
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I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
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New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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