This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Such a big mess for such a small penis
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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