I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
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Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
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They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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