Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
