question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
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