Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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