If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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