Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
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It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
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i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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