I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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