it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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