he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
