what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
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do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
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I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Randomize