And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
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I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
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Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
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