Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
oh god the rape fog is back!
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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