we have pet lesbian snakes
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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