let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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