You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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