i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
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WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
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My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
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