So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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