The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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