OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
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I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
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I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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