True but thats because hes a fetus.
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i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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