that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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