sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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