Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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