I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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