Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
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you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
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Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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