belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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