found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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