Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
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She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
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I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
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