I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
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We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
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Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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