Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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