party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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