South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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