YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
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